The Stolen Eye

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2009 9:58 pm**

Conifers stay of Crispness,
MacTruloff sentimie
A parsnip Anna Pantry.

Honor Sick an� Davey Criss-Cross,
MacTruloff said to me,
Tutor Killduffs
Anna Pottage inner
Pair threes.

Under Thursday of Crystal Ball
MacTruloff Sanity
Free Friends' Wens,
Tuber-Kalosis,
Anger cartridge
Widow pastry.

Sing it out loud to the tune of the "12 Days of Xmas".

Source: http://www.straightdope.com/columns/rea ... -crispness

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:36 pm**

Posted: **Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:36 pm**

why's a jew singing christmas songs

Posted: **Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:06 am**

I don't see the humour... except as to why a jew is singing Xmas songs, that's fucking funny

The Stolen Eye

On the First Day of Crispness

On the First Day of Crispness